Avast, ye varlets! Man the sails and prepare the ship! We weigh anchor in fifteen minutes, or I’ll have the name of every last one of the lot of ya who was lollygagging!
Some o’ ye will taste the lash under the capt’n’s hand for your insolence, while mutineers will receive that what they won’t enjoy, instead!
(Happy talk like a pirate day, nerds.)