Q:Natalie Dormer, Scarlett Johansson, Gemma Arterton
No, seriously, this is difficult. Um.
Okay, fuck Scarlett Johansson, because why wouldn’t I?
Marry Natalie Dormer, because everything about her is fascinating.
And get drunk with Gemma Arterton, and see if she wants to make out with me, probably.
Q:5 things: Clintasha, high quality pen and paper, a picture of Natalie Dormer, the Newsflesh trilogy, and me and Morgan (we'll hug and share a point).
Yes, please, perfect.
techsgtjenn replied to your post “of course fake geek girls exist. of course they do. any fucking porn star dressed in a superhero costume at a convention is a fucking fake geek girl. Tanya fucking Tate. Erica fucking Campbell. Katie fucking Banks. Rachel fucking Roxxx. Tiffany fucking Teen. ALL FUCKING FAKE FUCKING GEEK GIRLS.”
Hey did you get the follow up anon about being a cunt that knows geek girls exist and all you have to do is look in a mirror? Except with more “fuckings.” Dude isn’t big on vocabulary.
Oh, seriously? What kind of idiot thinks you’re a fake geek girl? Jesus, Jenn, you’re possibly a bigger nerd than I am. God, I’m sorry for this asshole.
Anon, what the everloving hell is wrong with your insipid, misogynistic ass? Do everyone a favor and learn to be a half-way decent human being. You hold grudges for far too fucking long against people who don’t even know you exist, let alone actually affect your life. You lash out like an angry child at people who dare to disagree with you. You hide behind anonymity because you know that what you’re doing is wrong, but you still want to show off your pointless, unimportant rage.
Do not continue this one-sided argument with any of us. Shut down your computer. Get off the goddamned internet and get a little goddamned perspective on your life. Because it doesn’t matter what people like or don’t like in this world. If this kind of behavior is indicative of the way you spend the rest of your life, you’re a toxic presence in general.
Q:How old are you? I'm curious
I am 33.
I don’t have a gif for this, but I’ll just point out that I’m older than Jenn.
Q:Margaery/Sansa, Joan/Moriarty, Tybalt/Mercutio
- ew / nonono / maybe / ship it / aww / otp / MY HEART(I think Margaery was the safest choice for Sansa to trust in King’s Landing, but the Tyrells got there too late.)
- ew / nonono / maybe / ship it / aww / otp / MY HEART (But Bowties has gotten me aboard the Bell/Watson ship, so unless it’s a group thing…)
- ew / nonono / maybe / ship it / aww / otp / MY HEART (Seriously, this is a thing we need to do. We have too many stories and not enough time to write them. What a jerk Shakespeare was, focusing on Romeo and Juliet and ignoring the tragic love story right beneath everyone’s nose.)
Q:Say. That's a mighty cunning hat, dontcha think?
Man walks down the street in that hat, people know he’s not afraid of anything.
Q:DEVIN!!!!! I forgot to tell you! I got Green Gables Knits! The book of knitting patterns inspired by the Anne of Green Gables stories! For Christmas! More exclamation points!!!!!!!
That sounds so awesome!!!
Q:Alexandra Breckinridge or Michelle Ryan?
Alexandra Breckenridge. Just for so many reasons. *sighs*
techsgtjenn replied to your audio post
I LOVE YOU, MORGAN.
Oh, sure, I do the reading and she gets the love for it. *grins*
Q:Legolas and Bifur?
Legolas: What has been your most unlikely friendship, and did it last?
Uh… The first person that comes to mind is a guy I knew in college. He was… kind of an annoying asshole. The kind of guy who seemed to think everything had to center around him, vast amounts of ego, frequently referred to himself as Legolas because he thought he was as graceful, wise, and skilled a marksman, believed he was an expert in any number of fields, would argue with me about D&D, history, politics, literature, whatever. He also started dating the girl who was my best friend at the time, who had basically been carrying an unrequited crush on me for maybe three years at that point. He was occasionally amusing, occasionally useful, but generally insufferable, and I stopped talking to him after I stopped hanging out with that group of friends. (There was another, stranger series of incidents with the girl in question, too.) So, no, it didn’t last, only for about a year and a half or so.
Bifur: What is your most interesting injury, and how did it happen?
The first one that comes to mind is the scarring I have on my right knee, though it’s mostly faded by now, I think. I got that when I was…. six? And we were at a party that some friends of my parents were throwing. Their house was on top of a hill, and their backyard sloped down, and a bunch of kids were rolling down the hill and playing around. I wanted to play with them, my parents said I couldn’t, but apparently I decided to anyway, aaaand I rolled all the way down the hill and sliced up my knee on some rocks at the bottom of the hill that all the other kids were old enough to notice and stop themselves before.