I can’t stop thinking about Eve Best’s production of Macbeth, which is currently running at the Globe. I’ve seen so many Shakespeare plays (not being a wanker [well, not much], my sister is a Shakespearean actress) that they can start to blend together in the memory, but this one is a corker. There were moments where I couldn’t decide whether to watch the action on stage or the horrified faces in the crowd. It rained, pigeons flew out of the rafters at key moments, I had a hamburger, Macbeth (Joseph Millson) grabbed someone’s (illegal) umbrella and threw it back at them, and someone fainted. Best five quid I’ve ever spent. It’s on until October, do yourself a favour.