Sex, dice, and Scott Pilgrim quotes.
The guy who should be king of Canada.
Some pictures of me, if that's what you're into
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She’s just lovely.
Possibly my favorite play/movie ever.
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Of course I did; you’re my mate.
Compare and contrast with “Well, exactly, look at you. Not remotely important. But me… I could do so much more! So much more! But this is what I get, my reward. And it’s not fair!”
Pirate Pond.
thenerdyflirt
I WILL DRAW YOUR USERNAME IN PAINT.
“what does that mean?”
they are neat and cool drawings that i do of your username. you can see examples of usernames i have already drawn by clicking right here.
are there rules?
YES.
1. YOU MUST REBLOG THIS POST! if you “like” it, i just think “oh, they thought this was a cool idea. thanks!” but i don’t actually think you want your username drawn so i won’t.
2. YOU MUST BE FOLLOWING ME! YES, I CHECK. if i see you reblogged this post but did not follow me, you get put on my naughty list and i do not make you a picture, plus i cross my fingers you get coal from santa this year. i also cry.
additional information:
- i will not take requests on what YOU want drawn. i take your username and draw a literal picture on what i interpret its meaning to be. WHY THIS MATTERS TO YOU: if your username is not easily understood literally (i.e. obscure bands, celebrities, inside jokes with your friends, abbreviations) i may have trouble drawing it because i might not know what it is. believe it or not, the username “trf19284” is actually hard to draw. also, if you have abbreviations in your username, i may not know what it means so you may not get the picture you had in mind because while you thought you’d get a picture of you loving your favorite band, big time rush (abbreviated BTR) i may not know what that is so instead i just draw a picture of a B, T, and R that all appear to be in love. get it?
- i have a number of requests already so please be patient. i will get to you! when i’m finished, i will let you know in your ask if it’s available - if you have your ask disabled, you will just have to keep checking back. :)
feel free to message me with any questions after reading my FAQ. PLEASE DO NOT MESSAGE ME SAYING “I FOLLOWED YOU & REBLOGGED YOUR POST, WILL YOU DRAW MY USERNAME NOW?” AND/OR “I FOLLOWED YOU & REBLOGGED YOUR POST, IS THAT ALL I HAVE TO DO?” EVERYTHING YOU NEED IS HERE AND IN THE FAQ. THANK YOU.
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Donna: I was gonna be with you forever.
Dear Donna-
Please accept this box. Enclosed: all my tears.
Sincerely,
Me
“Super Hero” movie pet peeve: Making an amazing professional grade costume in a few hours despite being broke/ having no sewing experience.
She’s sewing most of that by hand. Peter Parker colors out his Spidey-suit ideas with Prismacolor markers in the first movie, despite being broke. Also, there’s no way the $100 winnings from that wrestling match covered the cost of the suit, even if he made it himself.
TL;DR: I don’t effing buy it.
Nerds: we complain that people don’t recognize Clark Kent without his classes on, but we’re okay with him flying.
Oh… my. Um, whew, is it warm in here?
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