Sex, dice, and Scott Pilgrim quotes.
The guy who should be king of Canada.
Some pictures of me, if that's what you're into
374. Why don’t we just mix up absolutely everything and see what happens?
227.Getting an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.
She’d sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps, she’d beat herself to death with her own umbrella.
— Terry Pratchett (about Susan Sto Helit, Hogfather)
219.The universe clearly operates for the benefit of humanity. This can be readily seen from the way the sun comes up in the morning, when people are ready to start the day.
211.The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.
Important to remember some days.
She’s just lovely.
093. Some things are fairly obvious when it’s a seven-foot skeleton with a scythe telling you them. (submitted by silencemayday)
