I AM A GENIUS
I genuinely want to know what the stipulations for this match would be.
It’s a ladder match but the ladder is the Wicker Man and the Declaration of Independence is dangling above the ring.
Also midway through the match, you have to start wrestling using only your opponent’s moves.
BOOK IT. BOOK IT IMMEDIATELY. I WOULD PAY REAL AMERICAN GREENMONEYS FOR THIS PPV. SOMEBODY DO IT. SOMEBODY. AAAAAAA
I nominate any company (COUGH CHIKARA COUGH) with a lot of masks to help facilitate the FACE/OFF portion of the match.
It should be Nick Cage vs. Abed as Nick Cage!