“Oh my God Harry Potter was my childhood.”
“Really? Your entire childhood?”
“I thought the movies were pretty good.”
“You didn’t read the books?”
“What the fuck is wrong with you?”
I was too busy listening to bands that you pretended to like once they started playing on the radio. I didn’t read A Song of Ice and Fire either. You should probably kill me.
Remember- book snobbery is bad. Music snobbery is awesome, though. Cool story, brotips.