Q:What would you hypothetically teach?
If I taught at Greendale, I would teach alternate history classes- the Second American Civil War, the Occult Wars that ran from 1939 to 1958, the resettlement of Europe in the 1400s after the Black Death wiped out 99% of Europe’s population, the Eugenics Wars of the 1990s.
Things like that.
Q:I think you're amazing but I am afraid you hate me.
There are very few people I legitimately hate, and most of them aren’t on Tumblr, so… I don’t think you need to worry about that.
Q:Yes hello pressing question, the public needs to know, why are you so cute?
Because I’m actually a time traveler, from the distant, cute future.
Q:you are one of my favourite tumblr blogs, but I'm slightly worried that you have some sort of problem with me, cause I sent you about 4 different asks with anon not switched on, and you never answered any of them.
I’m sorry, anon. Honestly, sometimes I’m just really shitty at communicating. I have a tendency to ask for questions and stuff when I’ve got some energy, but sometime I run out of that before I get to answer all of them, or I put stuff off and get distracted, or… I don’t know, there’s a bunch of reasons, but they pretty much all boil down to I suck at talking to people. I’m sorry.
Q:I don't like Chris Hardwick, Big Bang Theory, or What Youtube thinks is nerdy.
Nothing wrong with that. Just find what makes you happy and be okay with that.
Q:I thought you were a woman for the longest time back when I first started following you
It’s not an unusual occurrence.
Q:I don't know how to be what you want anymore
Okay. I’m answering this on the idea that this is one specific person (and if it’s not that person, then disregard the rest of this post):
I don’t have a specific idea in my head of who or how you have to be for me. What I want is you. I want you to be happy and secure and comfortable in your life. Sometimes I probably push too much to try to get you towards what I think would make you happy, and if I do, I’m sorry. I know I’m kind of prone to do that. But I hope you know that I love you just as fully and completely as I ever have, and nothing will change that.
We have always been a lot of different things to each other. If what we’ve been doesn’t work anymore, we can find out what fits better. I don’t want to ever be a source of stress or worry for you. But you are what I want. And I want you to figure out what you want to be for me, and I’ll work to make sure you have the place in my life that you deserve.
Remember- beyond reason, beyond sense, beyond comprehension.
(Again- if this was not sent by the person I think it was? Disregard.)
Q:I wouldn't go gay for you, but I would be kind of bi curious for awhile and craving after beards while rethinking all of my life choices made up to that point.
The beard is a dangerous thing.
Q:I would go gay for you.
X-Men. Xena. Xeroxing. (Don’t judge, it’s fun.) X-Wings. Xenobiology.
Q:Letter from A-Z? Q! :D
Queen. Quills. Quiet. Quests. Quotations.
French fries. Farscape. Flirting. French fries. Fire mages.