Q:It's not as slutty as some of the others I've seen, but I put my dick on webcam for my boyfriend and let him watch me masturbate.
Hey, everyone’s got their own level. (I’m not even sure what my own level of sluttiest thing would be.) I think that’s awesome.
Q:A girl ate me out while her kind of boyfriend was asleep next to us. Or one time I had sex with someone in the bathroom while his family was in the other room. Maybe the time I passed out drunk and woke to my friend's sister on top of me, and we fucked in his bed while he was passed out on the floor.
Some of you people have much more exciting sex lives than I do.
Q:I once had lesbian sex in a (disused) church. I've had sex in lots of inappropriate places but that is probably the sluttiest
I also sincerely approve of disused church sex. Excellent work, anon.
Q:Slutty...feh. I let this dude I'd basically just met and didn't really even like finger me in his car, and I sucked his dick for a minute or two. Then we went to the room he was renting and had some pretty poor sex. I felt ashamed about it the next day.
Aw, that’s too bad. I hope you’ve had other, better experiences, anon.
Q:I had a foursome with my boyfriend and 2 other girls. On thanksgiving.
That…. sounds like something to be very thankful for, yes.
Q:... So many things. I think orgy is probably the sluttiest? Or that time I had sex in a museum....
Wait, I want to know more about the museum. Like… What kind of museum and what sort of displays were around.
Q:I was at a friend's party, there were about 4 guys and 5 ladies. we all stayed over and at one point 2 of the guys were "sneakily" groping my legs, which i was encouraging. later i snuck off to the bathroom with one of them and had sex on the sink. We hadn't all planned to stay over, so we sort of slept everywhere. i shared a mattress with the other leg-groper, and as we woke up in the morning we fucked. the other guy was on the floor, right beside me, and he woke up as it was happening.I smiled
That sounds like a pretty good party.
Q:I led my entire crew on then reverted my saves to go back with Garrus.
Commander Shepard, heartless tease.
Q:I groped my long term partner in the shower.
Shared shower time is really the best.
Q:Blew my then-boyfriend in the back of a car...while my mother was driving and my sister was in the front passenger seat.
Nice! I once played with my then-girlfriend in very similar circumstances, but I feel like yours took more involvement.
Q:I got a threesome with two guys (I'm a girl) for my birthday once, with lots of birthday spankings. Best birthday ever.
That sounds like a fantastic birthday present!
Q:A guy friend was fingering me on my roommates couch, while she was sleeping in the chair next to the couch and another friend was sleeping on the other end of the couch. He kept wanting to go into the other room but I wanted to stay there partially because then I wouldn't have to move and I didn't want to have actual sex with him.
I have to think that if a guy is fingering you, and your first thought is “Eh, I don’t want to move,” he may not be doing a great job.
But not wanting to have actual sex with him is really all the reason needed.
Q:One time I was over at a friends house for a party and I ended up hooking up with this guy and we basically stayed up all night fondling each other. In the morning a person I didn't much care for was being an ass about something, so I took the hand that had literally just been fondling balls and wang moments before under a blanket and slapped him across the face with it. Maybe not the sluttiest thing I've ever done, but certainly a slutty thing that still amuses me to this day.
Okay, this is possibly my favorite answer. That is awesome.
Q:I had sex with 3 different people within a 12 hour period. They all knew
Hey, as long as everyone’s cool with it, enjoy yourself.
Q:well, gilderoy lockhart didn't just anger two of dumbledore's friends, he took credit for their work and then erased their memories permanently so they could never remember what they'd done. and if his memory charms worked on them like they worked on himself in cos, he might even have erased all memories of who they were.
I don’t know what this is in reference to.
The post about why Dumbledore hired Lockhart.
Oh! Right. Still doesn’t excuse the fact that he decided to settle a personal dispute and make excuses over the fact that his students didn’t learn anything useful about the Dark Arts for a full school year, even though Dumbledore was one of the few people who believed in the impending return of Voldemort, which would make Defense Against The Dark Arts an even more crucial class.