Q:So, you might know - where can I find totally nerdy men's underwear?
You may find some stuff to pique your interest here. Also, you might want to just check out your local department stores or Target or something- you can usually come across some nerdy stuff like Star Wars or some video game boxers around then.
Anyone have any other sites they’d recommend?
Q:the future freaks me out by motion city soundtrack
Betty it’s so hard to relate
To the whole human race.
I don’t know where to begin,
I don’t know where to begin.
If we can both find a way
To do the things that we say
We might not sit in our rooms,
And drink our daydreams away.
Betty, I’m a dreamer,
I’m not a vicious schemer.
Oh, Betty won’t you- ah, fuck it.
Q:"Come little children and I'll take thee away...."
Q:Your aesthetic: Ke$ha's "deconstructed" version of Blow. Hit up YouTube /watch?v=Hv7RdZSNPAc
Q:SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS
Q:I totes got this. Shake it Off - Taylor Swift
Q:I assume you have an amazing wife that wants to grant you every desire, as long as they are also her in line with her desires, and even if she has to put up with your puns.
This is fairly accurate, yes, it’s a good thing I manage to balance being annoying and charming in roughly the proper ratio.
Q:I assume moving your secret lair to Vegas involved several arcane rituals and at least one misunderstanding involving a gnu.
Apparently, if you tell someone, “Yeah, don’t worry, I’ll wait at the gnu house,” most people don’t bother to look at the zoo.
Q:You like to follow social justice trends that make you feel good inside without understanding to whole story.
Anon, if I just wanted to make myself feel good, I’d stay purposefully blind to what other people suffer through.
Q:You didn't actually grow your beard. It simply showed up one morning, settled comfortably onto your face, and you've let it live there ever since.
How else does someone get a beard?
Q:You are really just three beavers in a nerd suit. King of Canada indeed.
Also, just as something unrelated, you may have a quartet of angry geese show up on your lawn, upset at being potentially called beavers. You wanna go, son?
Q:Homestuck or modern CTRL+ALT+DEL?
Um. This bottle of vodka?
Q:I am very very sad and overwhelmed. I will be ok, and I'm not at risk of self harm. I am just very sad and the next three months will be very daunting work-wise. I am tired and scared and that is that. Things will be ok and I have been through worse, I just wanted to put this out there somewhere. I am sad. And it will be ok again at some point. Thank you for your time. I appreciate someone knowing and not knowing me. Hope you have a good night.
I know those days, anon. I hope you can get through the next few months, and I hope things improve.
Q:Sex with an angry bear or sex with a 6 foot tall/long snail?
Um… The snail. Not really my thing, but also not likely to end in my death. I don’t think.
Q:100% chance you'll get whoever you have sex with pregnant(even if normally impossible)-or never have an orgasm again.
Umm… Probably 100% I’ll get whoever I have sex with pregnant (does that include oral or anything?) because there’s always ways to get off without having sex.