Nudity and Nerdery

Plus-Size Clothes Swap/Sale!

modernmenagerie:

Firstly, I’m broke. Financial aid isn’t kind to me this semester and I’m not able to afford my books and supplies, so I’m trying to supplement my income by selling some of my precious wardrobe. If you could reblog this post so I have more potential buyers, I’d really, really appreciate it. So much so that I’ll follow you!*

*unless you’re racist or something else terrible. Don’t be terrible. Stop.

Secondly, I hate clothing sale posts because I want all of the things but have no money, so I figured I’d allow us some tradesies. :) I’m a 10.5/11 shoe size, size 20-22 in dresses, 24 in pants, and 3x in shirts. If you’ve got something you think is worth whatever you see here that you want, we can swap.
I’m really in need of jackets and leggings and tights.

Here’s the deal.

For Sale: I will cover all shipping fees if I’m shipping somewhere in the United States. Free shipping, yay! If someone elsewhere wants something requiring international shipping, I’ll cover partial shipping because… I mean, I’m broke, but I’m sorry I can’t give you guys the same deal.

Swaps: I need to see pictures of the item you’d like to trade. Obviously I’m not trading something worth 20 bucks for a pair of socks or an old t-shirt, but I’m not expecting a chiffon wedding gown, either. And it has to fit, and I’m no size small. Or I just have to love it enough to be happy seeing it in my closet.

Without further ado…

Skirts

Size: 24
Style: A-line, knee-length with pocket
Color: Fuschia
From/by: Lane Bryant
Condition: Never been worn (no tags)
Price: $15.00 (Bought it for $30.00)
Comment: This is so flattering for the tush. ;)

Size: 3x
Style: knee-length A-line skirt
Color: charcoal with cream embroidery
From/by: Forever 21
Condition: Never been worn (with tags)
Price: $10 (Original $17.80)
Comment: This is my favorite skirt, and I’ve wanted to wear it so badly, but it doesn’t fit.

Tops

Size: 1x (pretty roomy though, I think a 2x would do fine with this)
Style: Lace button-up blouse
Color: Mustard yellow
From/by: TJ Max
Condition: New, never worn (no tags)
Price: $10 (bought for $22)
Comments: This is also a favorite of mine, bought for me by my best friend. A bit tight on me though.

Dresses

Size: 18 (but I can still wear it and fill it out beautifully at size 22)
Style: Quasi-formal, long, sleeveless, empire waist, A-line dress
Color: Black with a purple and green dot pattern
From/by: Dressbarn
Condition: Worn three times (I wore it to the past three Thanksgiving parties)
Price: $15 (Originally paid $45)
Comment: I love, love, love this dress. It’s warm because there’s two layers, and it’s so incredibly soft. It fits my D-cups so perfectly! It was figure-flattering when I was a size 18 and it still is at size 22. It’s a bit more formal than what I usually wear, and I need a new Thanksgiving dress so hopefully someone else will love it too. :)

Size: 1x
Style: Cowl neck, knee-length dress with ruched sleeves
Color: Charcoal
From/by: Ross
Condition: Never worn (no tags)
Price: $5 (Originally paid $12)
Comment: This is a good dress for a belt and some colored tights. Speaking of tights…

Tights/leggings

Size: 2x/3x
Style: Lace footless leggings
Color: Black
From/by: Deb
Condition New, never worn
Price: $8.00 (Originally bought for $16.50 + shipping)

Shoes

Size: 10 (it’s weird, they say XL, but I know for a fact they’re 10’s.)
Style: Suede 5” platform wedge booties
Color: Coffee
Condition: Worn once (to Target, where I promptly fell upon entering to the horror of everyone I took down with me. I need someone more skilled to own these.)
From/by: Rue 21
Price: $12 (Originally bought for $31 + shipping)
Comment: I sort of put it in ‘condition.’ Oh god the embarrassment

Size: 11
Style: Faux-leather 4” platform wedge Mary-Janes
Color: Black with brown heels
From/by: Mossimo Supply Co. (Target)
Condition: Worn once
Price: $7.00 (Bought for $14.99)

Jackets

Size: 3x
Style: Faux-leather bomber jacket
Color: Navy
From/by: Forever 21
Condition: Gently Worn
Price: $13 (Originally paid $35 + shipping)
Comment: I love this jacket. I won’t be too sad if no one buys it.

Wheretos and Whyfores:

If you want something, tell me via my ask box. If you are wanting to buy, I’ll take Paypal and money orders as payment. I’ll list the item as SOLD when you tell me you’ve sent your payment. Upon receiving the payment, I will ship you the clothing in question. If we’re trading, you must ~~offer your potential swap as if to a deity with a burnt offering and food~~ send me a message saying what you want, then telling me what you’ll trade for it. I’ll give you my email, you send me pictures of the item, and if I’m okay with the trade and we both deem it fair, we’ll ship our things and be so happy and probably best friends forever.

Hey guys, still got these things for sale. My classes start in 3 days so textbook money would be awesome. :3