Q:Are all Canadians really into Hockey?

Anonymous

Yes. It’s a side effect of being surrounded by so much maple syrup. At the age of 14, every Canadian citizen is tested on their dedication and knowledge of hockey. Those who fail are retested at age 16 and 18, if necessary. Technically, anyone who fails their third test (a hat trick of failures, as it were) is supposed to be banished from the country, but in practice it just ends up kind of awkward and everyone is too embarrassed to kick them out.

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  1. mintarr said: Because Michigan is so close to you guys, we routinely send people across the border for testing, rather than implement our own program.
  2. seanoftheundead said: LIES! I hate hockey! I hate it SO much!
  3. mal-luck said: Can you make this rebloggable?
  4. adventjoe said: couldn’t stop laughing
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