suddenlywhaledicks:

pretty much everyone on my dash has been horny as hell at one point or another today

we could be fixing these problems together, people

I always feel like there’s about a 5% chance that the first verified instance of human teleportation will be in some way be due to sexually-frustrated Tumblr users.

There are some specific names that come to mind. You know who you are.

(via phoenixblackheart)

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    If we could find a way to convert the sexual frustration on Tumblr into a renewable power source, the energy output...
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    wow, thought i was the only one.
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    I can agree to that….
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    Sometimes I’m like, “Tumblr, I am married.”
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    I always feel like there’s about a 5% chance that the first verified instance of human teleportation will be in some way...
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  14. cloudywolves said: bullshit the one that could fix it for me is across the GODDAMN OCEAN
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  16. godotsblackcoffee said: so true.
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