So. I should put something here, right?
I’m Devin. Nerd, married, living in America’s Tatooine, love books, writing, making stupid jokes on the internet, playing tabletop RPGs, and pretending I can write decent introductions, despite all evidence to the contrary. Enjoy cooking and baseball. The future King of Canada (once Canada realizes it), occasionally mistaken for Kevin Smith. May have once turned self into a giant snake by magic.
Into feminism and kink and poly, and forever working to reconcile those standpoints. Suffer from depression and anxiety and trying to figure out my way past it. Have built myself as a character in no fewer than a dozen RPG systems out of boredom, have strong beliefs about the importance of Hogwarts houses and self-selection for same. Old man by Tumblr standards. Very protective of people I see as family.
May actually be an ancient intelligence interacting with humanity for some unknowable reason. But probably not. Far too invested in fictional characters, will fight in defense of same.
In case you need a quick 4th level NPC for your Pathfinder game, have a nerd:
Human bard 2/rogue 2
CG Medium humanoid
Init +5; Senses Perception +6
AC 13, touch 11, flat-footed 12 (+2 armor, +1 Dex)
hp 22 (4d8-4)
Fort -1, Ref +7, Will +4
Speed 30 ft.
Melee Sabre +2 (1d8/19–20)
Ranged Shotgun +3 (2d8/20)
Special Attacks: Bardic Performance 9 rounds/day (Distraction, Fascinate (DC 14), Inspire Courage), Sneak Attack +1d6
Bard Spells Known (CL 2nd; concentration -1)
1st (3/day) - Feather Fall, Identify, Unseen Servant
0 (at will) - Detect Magic, Light, Message, Prestidigitation, Read Magic
Str 10, Dex 13, Con 8, Int 16, Wis 12, Cha 16
Base Atk +2; CMB +2; CMD 13
Feats Improved Initiative, Skill Focus (Craft: Writing), Skill Focus (Knowledge: Nerd Lore)
Skills Acrobatics +6, Appraise +7, Bluff +10, Craft (Writing) +13, Diplomacy +10, Intimidate +10, Knowledge (Arcana) +9, Knowledge History +9, Knowledge (Nerd Lore) +14, Perception +6, Perform (acting) +10, Perform (Comedy) +10, Perform (Singing) +7, Sense Motive +8, Sleight of Hand +7, Spellcraft +8, Stealth +7, Use Magic Device +10
Languages Common, Sarcasm, Pop Culture References
SQ Armored casting, Bardic Knowledge +1, Evasion, Rogue Talent (Esoteric Scholar), Trapfinding +1, Versatile Performance (Comedy), Well Versed