Americans must stop being consumers and start being citizens. We’ve spent too...– Rogue Columnist: ‘Hard truths’ (via azspot) Great article with 9 more “hard truths”, I recommend clicking through. (via divineirony) I thought this one was fascinating: 8. America is so divided that we need to revisit a belief widely held by many in antebellum America, that the Constitution is...
punkbunnies: if you don’t have a crush on me you should probably reevaluate your priorities because i’m perfect Also: If you have a crush on me, what the hell is wrong with you, I’m completely fucked up?
Cosmo sex tip #548
cosmo-sex-tips: as she’s about to give you a handjob, yell “PULL THE LEVER KRONK!”
Anonymous asked: What is one music video you think everyone should see?
The fun thing about people using Missing E and tagging responses to asks is when someone is a rude dumbfuck to several people, and then you can go search the tags for their url and find out how widespread their stupidity can be.
ryley-stbatman: When we finally get a Deadpool movie Stan Lee’s cameo should be Deadpool meeting him like “STAN LEE? HOLY CRAP. CAN YOU SIGN MY COPY OF X-MEN #1?! PHOTO OP!”
I’m building character, young man. Watch it in slo-mo, you can see my hit...– Nick Offerman’s answer to the question “What exactly are you building in the “Nick Offerman reads tweets from young female celebrities” sketch?” on a Reddit AMA. This man is kind of my hero.
Sooo it's offical now...
thatonechick42: averysillybird: I asked out Gemma today… Guess how? After watching bringing up baby with her, I took her hand in mine and said, “Gemma, I ship us so hard… And So I was wondering… Would you make us cannon?” After laughing for about a minute she said yes. I then made sure to clarify that I was indeed asking her if she would be my girlfriend. She knew I was. Thryn is very happy....
thoracs: Monster Mash is a good song any time of year.
Lesson of the day
Call ahead and make an appointment to get new tires. Then, when the guy in front of you is told that there’s a two hour wait, you have an appointment and you get finished in twenty minutes. As you leave, everyone else in the waiting room tries to glare you to death. It’s awesome.
techsgtjenn asked: What is your dream pizza? And don't pretend you don't know what I mean because I know that you do.
Accidentally closed Chrome. With all the tabs I had open that I can’t recover now. Frak frak frak frak. Goddammit. Well, I guess I needed to leave for lunch and the tire place anyway. Anyone want to ask me questions while I’m there? We can see how quickly I can kill my phone’s battery…
Aw. The fantasy football league I’m trying to join has a 20 character limit to their team names. I guess “Romulan Neutral Zone Infraction” will have to go back on the shelf for another year.
Random news post
If anyone’s that interested in following other blogs I run, I’ve got two new-ish ones that I’m working on getting running. There’s nomorebadthoughts.tumblr.com, which is me posting random things that make me happy, and possibly some depression related things later on, we’ll see. And there’s setmybrainonshuffle.tumblr.com, which is where I’ll be posting...