May 2012
Anonymously try to seduce me.
Bonus points if you do it as a fictional character of your choice. Seriously, those ones are fun.
Seriously just gonna keep reblogging this when it shows up on my dash. Do it, my followers.
It’s always fun.
Reblog if you say "fuck" more than 5 times a day.
A day? A conversation. A sentence, on a bad day.
From the desk of Victor Lustig, the man who sold the Eiffel Tower:
- Be a patient listener (it is this, not fast talking, that gets a con-man his coups).
- Never look bored.
- Wait for the other person to reveal any political opinions, then agree with them.
- Let the other person reveal religious views, then have the same ones.
- Hint at sex talk, but don’t follow it up unless the other fellow shows a strong interest.
- Never discuss illness, unless some special concern is shown.
- Never pry into a person’s personal circumstances (they’ll tell you all eventually).
- Never boast. Just let your importance be quietly obvious.
- Never be untidy.
- Never get drunk.
(Source: learnedastronomer)
Bound For The Floor
Local H
Local H - Bound For The Floor
We need more rock songs that use the word “copacetic.”
