“Thank You Mario, But Our Princess Is In Another Castle” - Originally by The Mountain Goats
I waited here all by myself
The room was dark and it smelled like sulfur
I heard the screams from way down in the darkness
Felt pretty sure my life was over
I kept my hat on just for luck
Sang simple tunes the whole night through
I wondered if I’d wake to find myself in flames
As I waited here for you
Yeah when you came in
I could breathe again
I saw some guys dressed up like sorcerers
Blue robes that flowed above the ground
They came and went and I was frightened for my life
I tried not to make a sound
Just when my solitude was closing in
I heard a howl like screeching tires
And I told you the one thing I know how to say
Through the bright ringing drone of eight-bit choirs
Yeah when you came in
I could breathe again
December 2012
nayx:
i become a serious safety hazard when someone tickles me i cannot control what my body does
So, taking random bottles of alcohol and pouring them into a glass has, so far, tasted decent, but not helped me focus on Dragon Age.
I’m at the point where I think “Hmm, I’ve been playing for eight hours, but what if I started all over and did better?”
How’s your night going, Tumblr?
E. If you could live and be healthy without sleeping or eating/drinking, which would you cut out of your life?
Sleeping! Because, hell, I don’t do it enough already, it’d be great if my body could catch up. But an extra six to eight hours a day for books and writing and video games and spending time with people I love? Hell yes.
Z. Can you understand the mindset and logic used by the opposite spiritual opinion? An atheist understanding the belief in a higher power and vice versa.
Oh, yeah, I absolutely can. I mean, part of that is because I’m still not really sure where I sit on the fence right now, but I can understand the reasoning behind either line.
K. Have you ever watched a full length pornographic movie?
I have. I watched the Pirates one that came out a few years ago. The plot wasn’t very good, but I kind of love costumes in porn.
W. The men’s rights movement, legitimate cause or laughable, and why?
Neither, because it’s not laughable, it’s just pathetic and stupid. I hate that “Oh no I’m so fucking oppressed because I’m a guy” bullshit.
- Step 1: Join tumblr
- Step 2: Become part of a fandom
- Step 3: Become best friends with people who live on the other side of the world
A. If you could get away with one murder in your lifetime without any legal, social, or emotional repercussions, would you kill someone?
Yeah. There are people out there that the world would be better off without.
M. If you could have the ability to manipulate matter or energy, which would you choose?
Energy. Yes, energy, there are fun things that could be done there, I imagine.
S. Would you rather be the only person in the world that can read minds or have everyone else in the world be able to read minds except for your own?
I would rather be able to read minds. Because knowledge can be useful, and also if I was the only person people couldn’t read, they’d get all paranoid and suspicious of me.
O. Would you rather spend one year with your one true love just to never see them again or the rest of your life with second best?
Rest of my life with my second best. Because a lifetime of knowing what I’d lost? That’d be torturous.
U. If you were old enough and not in a situation where it would be inappropriate, would you sleep with one of your (past) school teachers/professors?
Oh, absolutely. I had an English professor a couple years ago who I had a huge crush on. She was adorable, really enthusiastic about books, and about ten years older than me. If it was a situation where we both were single, totally.
X. You can eliminate one of your five senses to substantially strengthen the others, which one and would you do it?
Hmm. Smell, I guess, even though I know it’s going to screw with taste. But I can’t lose sight (books and the faces of people I love), hearing (music), taste (food), or touch (safety reasons) so that leaves smell. I probably wouldn’t do it, though.
C’mon, demon, if you aren’t going to make out with her, just get on with the fight.
- A. If you could get away with one murder in your lifetime without any legal, social, or emotional repercussions, would you kill someone?
- B. What is your first thought when you receive a message on Tumblr, are you excited for the idea of someone from potentially the other side of the world wanting to talk to you or fearful that someone will criticize you?
- C. Have you ever looked down on someone because you thought your religious views were superior?
- D. Would you rather know everything the universe has to offer but in exchange lose all emotions or remain the way you are now?
- E. If you could live and be healthy without sleeping or eating/drinking, which would you cut out of your life?
- F. If you could take on the exact body and form of anyone else on Earth, who would it be?
- G. Would you rather burn or freeze to death?
- H. If it meant it would solve all world hunger, war, disease and bigotry, would you spend the rest of eternity in Hell?
- I. Was the first crush in your life something you had or something someone had on you?
- J. Could you live without having sex ever (again) in exchange for eternal youth?
- K. Have you ever watched a full length pornographic movie?
- L. The Beatles or The Rolling Stones?
- M. If you could have the ability to manipulate matter or energy, which would you choose?
- N. What was the worst nightmare you ever had?
- O. Would you rather spend one year with your one true love just to never see them again or the rest of your life with second best?
- P. All the sequels/remakes/adaptations/rip-offs in movies nowadays, good or bad?
- Q. Would you rather be dirt poor and emotionally fulfilled in life or be rich beyond imagination and emotionally dissatisfied for life?
- R. Do you have any (secret) feelings of bigotry to any group of people?
- S. Would you rather be the only person in the world that can read minds or have everyone else in the world be able to read minds except for your own?
- T. If everyone in the world would automatically only know one language, which language would you choose?
- U. If you were old enough and not in a situation where it would be inappropriate, would you sleep with one of your (past) school teachers/professors?
- V. A world without religion, good, bad, neutral?
- W. The men's rights movement, legitimate cause or laughable, and why?
- X. You can eliminate one of your five senses to substantially strengthen the others, which one and would you do it?
- Y. Do looks mean anything to you? Don't lie, could you fall in love with someone you thought was ugly?
- Z. Can you understand the mindset and logic used by the opposite spiritual opinion? An atheist understanding the belief in a higher power and vice versa.
