Why don’t they put sarcasm as an additional language you know on job applications?
Because I don’t want to have to explain why I list English as my second language.
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“Siege d’amour” - the sex chair designed to allow 3 people to have oral sex together, commissioned by Edward VII while Prince of Wales. It was kept in his private room at Le Chabanais, an upmarket Paris brothel in the 1880s.
I LOVE OLD TIMEY SEX THINGIES.
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Stephanie Buscema
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Cat sends an urgent fax. [original video]
Clever.
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We all have that one mutual follower we try to impress with every post.
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Plants vs. Zombies: Garden Warfare leaked through E3 promotional materials
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Depression messes you up. On a cellular level.
You have heard me go on at length about how you need to baby your whole body during depression…
It turns out there is a reason why it’s more than just Feeling Sad. A landmark study from the University of Michigan has shown that the body clock of a depressed person is, well, completely ratfucked. And this might explain why you want to eat icing out of a can, why getting out of bed is such an exhausting prospect, why you’re up with the hamsters all night…
…and why it’s just more than Choosing To Be Happy.
Depression fucks with you on an absolutely cellular level.
Just look at this diagram.
So, forgive me, Happy Folks, but teasing that bit of yarn apart is going to take some time and some serious recovery tactics.
Stay strong, my fellow fruitbats.
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EMERGENCY COMMISSIONS TO HELP MY FAMILY
Without going into too many details, we(my husband, daughter, son, sister and I) are currently on a month to month lease and our property manager has given us 60 days to vacate our home without cause.
So I need to make enough money to put up for a deposit on a new place. Our credit is just damned awful so I am going to have to raise at least $1500 USD just as a deposit!
Can you guys help me out and boost this post? I have my prices listed and am flexible on most of it and am willing to do chibi’s and line art for $5.
Pricing information is above.
I want to make sure my kids never know what it is like to be homeless, been there, done that and don’t want them to have to live through it! This is really the only home my 4 year old has ever known and I had to tell him we were going to move today and he hasn’t stopped crying since. I’m a hot mess friends.
I also have many marker sketch cards I’ve already created and are here on DA that are on sale for $15 and $20 on Etsy. https://www.etsy.com/shop/ChristaDDesigns?ref=si_shop
Thank you
~Christa.
Guys this is a personal friend of mine, she needs help, so boost this please??
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